Portal Cake Cookies
October 24, 2007
This was a triumph.
- Tube of cookie dough
- Chocolate frosting
- Chocolate sprinkles
- Red Hots
- White frosting gel
- Can of white frosting with nozzle
- Candles
- Muffin tin
Set oven to 350F.
Grease muffin tin.

Slice cookie dough into twelve pieces. Place into muffin tin. Cook for fifteen to seventeen minutes or until cookies are golden brown.
Do not be alarmed at resulting cookie shape. This is normal.

Allow cookies to cool. Flip over muffin tin onto tin foil. If cookies do not fall out, use a spoon to [gently] get them out.

Two cookies, shown at above right, failed and were disposed.
Frost cookies.
Cover with chocolate sprinkles.
Add white gel to top of cookie. Press a Red Hot into each section of white gel.


Utilize can of white frosting with nozzle to create frosting placement for candle.

Press one candle into center of cookie.


Light candle.

I'm making a note here:

HUGE SUCCESS

It's great! I hope it's delicious also..
Posted by ww3 ♥ February 2, 2008 5:15 PM
You'll just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake?
They look so delicious and Moist.
Posted by Hankosha ♥ February 3, 2008 12:05 PM
It's so delicious and moist!
Posted by Andrew ♥ February 3, 2008 12:27 PM
It's so delicious and moist!
Posted by Alex ♥ February 3, 2008 1:43 PM
the cake is a lie
Posted by ave moit ♥ February 3, 2008 1:46 PM
Couldn't you cut the bottom of the candle? Just to make it all proportionate, ya know.
Posted by Wade ♥ February 3, 2008 1:49 PM
These cookies are a lie
Posted by Anon ♥ February 3, 2008 1:53 PM
Awesome! I'm totally doing these as treat favors for my friends birthday!
Posted by Anonymous ♥ February 6, 2008 6:40 PM
I made these up for a co-workers office birthday party, and everyone found it hard to overstate their satisfaction! Thanks for the recipe!
Posted by Brian ♥ March 22, 2008 11:19 AM
T-this is amazing. And has made my "Food" bookmarks folder infinitely less truthful.
THE CAKE IS A LIE, BUT THEY ARE COOKIES.
Thank you. The ones who are not dead will greatly appreciate these.
Posted by Mi ♥ March 27, 2008 3:40 PM
You can get little chocolate flake decorations - if you picked through for the smaller flakes it might be an even closer match. OMG they look fantastic though! Well done! :)
Posted by Leia ♥ April 10, 2008 12:07 AM
must cook this ASAP!
Posted by crazymachin ♥ June 11, 2008 3:57 AM
Made a batch for my friend's graduation present...they come out pretty good and are very edible (:
One suggestion though, if you cook them for longer at a lower temperature you can cook them all the way through without burning them.
http://s51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/rainnymph/the%20cake%20is%20a%20lie/
~Pictures ^^
Posted by Kuroko ♥ June 28, 2008 5:59 PM